A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas & goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”

The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.”

Well, the boss liked the kid & gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.”

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down, “How many customers bought something from you today?”

The kid says, “One.”

The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?”
The kid says, “$101,237.65”

The boss says, “$101, 237.65? What the heck did you sell?”

The kid says, “First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a Twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.”

The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and A TRUCK?”

The kid said, “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.’ “

OK Geobass you owe me for a new keyboard and a bottle of monitor cleaner! Did you know that sparks come out of a keyboard when you spit soda into it while laughing!! Good one!

Lol that is a good one... nice find Geo! Glad I read Frank's response first, I made sure I didn't take a sip of coffee until I was done reading it...

Motto of the Day: "When ever possible, learn from the mistakes of others!"

Thanks Geo... and of course Frank for spitting his soda out for the rest of us!

Here's another one for you guys:

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. "What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or [censored]" and she said, "Wear a Sweater."

A sultry woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

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Ha, Ha, ha, hhhha! Brendan that's a good one.

Yeah just think how many marriages have been saved by fishing. Plus can you imagine what the world population would be if not for so many guys showing up at the lake while it's still dark.

And like what are we going to do if the big three go bankrupt. How will our nation survive without Zoom, Yamamoto and Berkley???

Rumor has it their CEOs are heading to Washington in rowboats this time instead of the go fast bass boats they took on their last trip.

Thats twice Geo! LOL

LOL Ukey! Probably the same reason why Bush offered Obama the hand sanitizer.

FEMALE COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f*&^*d?'

The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.

Geo, that was histerical!

Frank, Sick, sick and more sick...