THE LITTLE RED WAGON
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.


The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.


'Thanks,' the girl replied.


The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.


'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'


The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

Holy smokes Frank I sure am glad I am not one of your kids............lol. Funny stuff.

The little girl was my wife many years ago, Frightening eh?

Very frightening but I hope it was not you making the siren noise.

Frank,

Just take the boat out already, it's not that cold anymore... I promise the "voices" will start to fade in no time at all...

Come on Frank you know your dying to wet a line, Sunday felt like heaven.

Anthony we can all go on your new boat. We could put Frank in the back while he is making the siren noises. Looks like the weather is going to finally break for us. Steady 50's for at least a week straight. Looking forward to it.

Hey Nunz,weather is looking good hope it keeps up. Wont be fishing this weekend going upstate to spend some time with my girls. In the mean time I'm taking the whole boat apart and re doing everything, I will be on the water next Sunday god willing.

So that would mean that someone will need to tie a rope to "Frank's Beans"... Since you brought it up Nunz, I'm assuming that you and Anthony will have to draw straws for that privilege...

Meanwhile, I'll be as far away from that sausage party as possible!

Brendan, Nunz won the straw draw, Sorry Nunz you did bring it up and you should do the honers.

Sorry I can't do it I am driving the firetruck. Have to keep my hands on the wheel.

Sorry Nunz, Fluorocarbon G-String is driving the firetruck buddy. She qualifies as driver.